Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.
People rarely do what they don't want to.
Exercise is an unnatural act.
Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
We are nothing but a string of gut on a stick of bone riding this piece of astral soot for one piteous splinter of eternity.