The idea of a Supreme Being who creates a world in which one creature is designed to eat another in order to subsist, and then pass a law saying, "Thou shalt not kill," is so monstrously, immeasurably, bottomlessly absurd that I am at a loss to understand how mankind has entertained or given it house room all this long.
Peter De VriesWhen I see a paragraph shrinking under my eyes like a strip of bacon in a skillet, I know I'm on the right track.
Peter De VriesIf there's anything I hate it's the word humorist-I feel like countering with the word seriousist.
Peter De Vries