Not all Tolkien haters are Orcs, but all Orcs are Tolkien haters.
There is one and only one possible road to joy: selfless love.
When a maniac is at the door, feuding brothers reconcile.
In every sin, we choose to believe the devil's lie rather than God's truth.
Objective truth itself is sometimes often seen as a right wing Republican-Christian plot to take over the government (though the rhetoric is cleverer than that, that's the bottom line).
Our only qualitifcation for God's grace is our emptiness, not our fullness; our undeservingness, not our deservingness.