I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

I will not be an ordinary man, because I have a right to be extraordinary.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it; go back on the bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

I will not be a common man. I will stir the smooth sands of monotony.

Booze is the most outrageous of drugs which is why I chose it.

Marriage is forever. It's like cement.