I woke up one morning to find I was famous. I bought a white Rolls-Royce and drove down Sunset Boulevard, wearing dark specs and a white suit, waving like the Queen Mum.

The only thing I've ever been interested in teaching anyone in life is cricket.

There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.

Marriage is forever. It's like cement.

I can't stand light. I hate weather.

Always a bridesmaid never a bride my foot!

I loved doing My Favorite Year, which was great fun, and The Ruling Class, which I made with all my chums.