The only thing I've ever been interested in teaching anyone in life is cricket.

If you do not surrender, I shall be forced to shoot you through the head with a rather large bullet.

I'm the most gregarious of men and love good company, but never less alone when alone.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else.

Acting has been described as farting about in disguise.

For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.