I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

There is a legend. And to protest is daft.

If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it; go back on the bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

I did quite enjoy the days when one went for a beer at one's local in Paris and woke up in Corsica.

There's a remedy for everything except death.

The only thing I've ever been interested in teaching anyone in life is cricket.