Being a model seems like a dream job - lots of new clothes, cocaine, dates with Leonardo DiCaprio. But that's just for lady models.
If the internet has taught us anything, it's that you want less news and more cats.
We love things with biting - "Twilight" movies, zombie movies, eating.
I love Salt Lake City. It's beautiful with all the great outdoors around you.
I am now gay 'cause I have watched Ronaldo...
We amateur athletes are peculiarly devoted to our fitness, and our obsessions can sometimes be a burden to our loved ones and a mystery to everyone else.