It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.
You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.
To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.