To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.
Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)