If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.