You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.
It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)