Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my hand is on fire.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.