Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

Ecstatic over the total annihilation of the Earth, Dr. Strangelove "resurrects" himself, miraculously regaining his ability to walk. His mechanical, robot-like body rises out of his wheelchair, crying exultantly: "Sir! I have a plan. Heh." (He realizes he is standing up.) "Mein Fuehrer, I can walk!"

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.