I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.

Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . iz not my dog!

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.