I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.
Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.
You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.
When you have been killed as many times as I have, you get used to it.