It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.
Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.
Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.
Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites him) I thought you said yer dewg did not bite! Inn Keeper: Zat . . . iz not my dog!