Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.

Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.

I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.

If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.

You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.