To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)
François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind.
If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.
To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.