Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.
Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my hand is on fire.
Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.