To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.
To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.
Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.