To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.
If I can't really find a way to live with myself, I can't expect anyone else to live with me.
Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.
You have to live before you die, or you'll die before you live.
I am here to fix the problem with yer pheaun.
Relax, I'll get it. (said to Kato after Clouseau knocks him unconscious)