There is no question but that if Jesus Christ, or a great prophet from another religion, were to come back today, he would find it virtually impossible to convince anyone of his credentials despite the fact that the vast evangelical machine on American television is predicated on His imminent return among us sinners.

Books, I don't know what you see in them. I can understand a person reading them, but I can't for the life of me see why people have to write them.

In America, through pressure of conformity, there is freedom of choice, but nothing to choose from.

Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year?

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

A twinge of conscience is a glimpse of God.

A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally.