And here is the lesson I learned in the army. If you want to do a thing badly, you have to work at it as though you want to do it well.

We used to have lots of questions to which there were no answers. Now, with the computer, there are lots of answers to which we haven't thought up questions.

I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter.

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.

The stupidity of a stupid man is exercised in a restricted field; the stupidity of an intelligent man has a much wider diffusion, and a far greater effect, aided as it is by the element of surprise.

World Government is not only possible, it is inevitable; and when it comes, it will appeal to patriotism in its truest sense,in its only sense, the patriotism of humans who love their national heritages so deeply that they wish to preserve them in safety for the common good.

The older I get, the more people listen to me - even though I say the same as always.