And here is the lesson I learned in the army. If you want to do a thing badly, you have to work at it as though you want to do it well.

The truth is really an ambition which is beyond us.

I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. … It's the party at present in power.

Life is unfair but remember sometimes it is unfair in your favour.

The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

There is no question but that if Jesus Christ, or a great prophet from another religion, were to come back today, he would find it virtually impossible to convince anyone of his credentials despite the fact that the vast evangelical machine on American television is predicated on His imminent return among us sinners.