If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.

If history teaches us one thing, than that history teaches us nothing.

We used to have lots of questions to which there were no answers. Now, with the computer, there are lots of answers to which we haven't thought up questions.

To live like a poor man is only fun when you are rich.

Acting on television is like being asked by the captain to entertain the passengers while the ship goes down.

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom.

Life is unfair but remember sometimes it is unfair in your favour.