Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them
As I grow older I find that though I think I'm saying the same things as I always did, people listen to me more.
Beliefs are what divide people. Doubt unites them.
Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus.
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter.
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.