At my age, I'm often asked if I'm frightened of death and my reply is always, I can't remember being frightened of birth.

To live like a poor man is only fun when you are rich.

Toronto is a kind of New York operated by the Swiss.

The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops.

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.