Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!
Peter UstinovI was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to me the most civilised music in the world.
Peter UstinovI had started by imitating a parrot, which is unusual, in that a parrot is supposed to imitate you. By taking the initiative you allow the parrot no alternative but to be itself, which proves again that attack is often the best defence.
Peter UstinovSex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
Peter Ustinov