Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.
Peter UstinovI'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.
Peter UstinovWhen I was small, I would refuse to drink when I ate fish because I thought the fish would reconstitute itself in my stomach
Peter Ustinov