Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

I can never forgive God for having invented the French

Life is unfair but remember sometimes it is unfair in your favour.

British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for you but the diplomatic corps.

Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!

And here is the lesson I learned in the army. If you want to do a thing badly, you have to work at it as though you want to do it well.

World Government is not only possible, it is inevitable; and when it comes, it will appeal to patriotism in its truest sense,in its only sense, the patriotism of humans who love their national heritages so deeply that they wish to preserve them in safety for the common good.