Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.

Books, I don't know what you see in them. I can understand a person reading them, but I can't for the life of me see why people have to write them.

I don't know why I have these dreams. I've never wanted to be Pope. In fact, I have a greater affinity to Martin Luther.

We used to have lots of questions to which there were no answers. Now, with the computer, there are lots of answers to which we haven't thought up questions.

Please keep off the grass.

The young need old men. They need men who are not ashamed of age, not pathetic imitations of themselves. ... Parents are the bones on which children sharpen their teeth.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.