Toronto is a kind of New York operated by the Swiss.

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom.

There are experts in little things but there are no experts in big things. There are experts in this fact and that fact but there are no moral experts.

All the hideously calculated hypocrisy of men when they commit a murder in the name of justice. Then it's the time of death on a grander scale, the hour of the great offenses ... fix your bayonets boys ...gentlemen, synchronize your watches ... in ten seconds time the barrage starts ... a thousand men are destined to die in order to capture a farmhouse no one has lived in for years...

Did you know that the worldwide food shortage that threatens up to five hundred million children could be alleviated at the cost of only one day, only one day, of modern warfare.

I am just a man, not fit to do the work of God... or the Devil.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.