Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
As I grow older I find that though I think I'm saying the same things as I always did, people listen to me more.
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter.
Sex is a conversation carried out by another means.
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.