Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!

By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

I am an international citizen conceived in Russia, born in England, working in Hollywood, living in Switzerland, and touring the World.

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.

It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.