Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!

Once we are destined to live out our lives in the prison of our mind, our duty is to furnish it well.

To live like a poor man is only fun when you are rich.

There are experts in little things but there are no experts in big things. There are experts in this fact and that fact but there are no moral experts.

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.

I am just a man, not fit to do the work of God... or the Devil.

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.