Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!

Acting on television is like being asked by the captain to entertain the passengers while the ship goes down.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

World Government is not only possible, it is inevitable; and when it comes, it will appeal to patriotism in its truest sense,in its only sense, the patriotism of humans who love their national heritages so deeply that they wish to preserve them in safety for the common good.

We used to have lots of questions to which there were no answers. Now, with the computer, there are lots of answers to which we haven't thought up questions.

It's wrong to flog a man. It's against his being a man.

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.