Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.

I have Russian, German, Spanish, Italian, French and Ethiopian blood in my veins.

The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

At the age of four with paper hats and wooden swords we're all Generals. Only some of us never grow out of it.

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.