Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.

At my age, I'm often asked if I'm frightened of death and my reply is always, I can't remember being frightened of birth.

Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.

I am just a man, not fit to do the work of God... or the Devil.

Unfortunately, a superabundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares

A twinge of conscience is a glimpse of God.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.