I am convinced that it is of primordial importance to learn more every year than the year before. After all, what is education but a process by which a person begins to learn how to learn.

I had started by imitating a parrot, which is unusual, in that a parrot is supposed to imitate you. By taking the initiative you allow the parrot no alternative but to be itself, which proves again that attack is often the best defence.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

To be gentle, tolerant, wise and reasonable requires a goodly portion of toughness.

Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.