Books, I don't know what you see in them. I can understand a person reading them, but I can't for the life of me see why people have to write them.

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.

I think that first nights should come near the end of a play's run-as indeed, they often do.

If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.

Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information.

I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. … It's the party at present in power.

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.