The older I get, the more people listen to me - even though I say the same as always.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

If you're going to be a prisoner of your own mind, the least you can do is make sure it's well furnished.

In my day, there were things that were done, and things that were not done, and there was even a way of doing things that were not done.

Once we are destined to live out our lives in the prison of our mind, our duty is to furnish it well.

Intelligent or not, we all make mistakes and perhaps the intelligent mistakes are the worst, because so much careful thought has gone into them.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.