The older I get, the more people listen to me - even though I say the same as always.

To be gentle, tolerant, wise and reasonable requires a goodly portion of toughness.

Unfortunately, a superabundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.

Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!

I am convinced that it is of primordial importance to learn more every year than the year before. After all, what is education but a process by which a person begins to learn how to learn.