The older I get, the more people listen to me - even though I say the same as always.

Basically I'm a very serious person, but I think the form it takes with me is comedy. I see the amusing side of all potentially pompous situations.

Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them

If you're going to be a prisoner of your own mind, the least you can do is make sure it's well furnished.

As I grow older I find that though I think I'm saying the same things as I always did, people listen to me more.

Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich.

Irrespective of nationality, soldiers are always open to the same discomfort and to the same comradeship the world over. I'll make things easy for you if you make things easy for me. That is, after all the unwritten law of the barracks.