Life is unfair but remember sometimes it is unfair in your favour.

By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.

Unfortunately, a superabundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares

To live like a poor man is only fun when you are rich.

Sometimes I wish I could just fall in love. Then, at least you know who your opponent is.

What is education but a process by which a person begins to learn how to learn?

Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!