If you're going to be a prisoner of your own mind, the least you can do is make sure it's well furnished.

In my day, there were things that were done, and things that were not done, and there was even a way of doing things that were not done.

I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. … It's the party at present in power.

Laughter... the most civilized music in the world.

I had started by imitating a parrot, which is unusual, in that a parrot is supposed to imitate you. By taking the initiative you allow the parrot no alternative but to be itself, which proves again that attack is often the best defence.

A twinge of conscience is a glimpse of God.

The older I get, the more people listen to me - even though I say the same as always.