The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops.

Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.

A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally.

Sometimes I wish I could just fall in love. Then, at least you know who your opponent is.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom.

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.