The great thing about history is that it is adaptable.

I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. … It's the party at present in power.

To be gentle, tolerant, wise and reasonable requires a goodly portion of toughness.

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

Toronto is a kind of New York operated by the Swiss.

Terrorism is the war of the poor, and war is the terrorism of the rich.

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.