I think that first nights should come near the end of a play's run-as indeed, they often do.

Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

If history teaches us one thing, than that history teaches us nothing.

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.

There are experts in little things but there are no experts in big things. There are experts in this fact and that fact but there are no moral experts.