Sex is a conversation carried out by another means.

The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

I think that first nights should come near the end of a play's run-as indeed, they often do.

There are experts in little things but there are no experts in big things. There are experts in this fact and that fact but there are no moral experts.

Life was cheap in the Middle Ages. It has become cheaper since. It is only in specific battles for specific lives that our culture is put to the test, and with it our humanity.

I'm Rally of Unionist Separist Extremes, sometimes known as the R.U.S.E. … It's the party at present in power.

I can never forgive God for having invented the French