Please keep off the grass.
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
I am convinced that it is of primordial importance to learn more every year than the year before. After all, what is education but a process by which a person begins to learn how to learn.
Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy.
Sex is a conversation carried out by another means.
The stupidity of a stupid man is exercised in a restricted field; the stupidity of an intelligent man has a much wider diffusion, and a far greater effect, aided as it is by the element of surprise.