If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops.

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

To be gentle, tolerant, wise and reasonable requires a goodly portion of toughness.

The social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.

Irrespective of nationality, soldiers are always open to the same discomfort and to the same comradeship the world over. I'll make things easy for you if you make things easy for me. That is, after all the unwritten law of the barracks.