If Botticelli were alive today he'd be working for Vogue.

Flogging. The only solution to every problem. I warrant even the culprit himself doesn't know! It was just... his... turn!

Sometimes I wish I could just fall in love. Then, at least you know who your opponent is.

Intelligent or not, we all make mistakes and perhaps the intelligent mistakes are the worst, because so much careful thought has gone into them.

Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.

I hate being moved. I hate that man who came in. So self-righteous, so cruel. He made fun of me, that's why I cried. You never did that. You led me into temptation by your - politeness.

Sex is a conversation carried out by another means.