The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

A diplomat these days is nothing but a head waiter who's allowed to sit down occasionally.

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

We used to have lots of questions to which there were no answers. Now, with the computer, there are lots of answers to which we haven't thought up questions.

There are experts in little things but there are no experts in big things. There are experts in this fact and that fact but there are no moral experts.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

What is education but a process by which a person begins to learn how to learn?