The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

Please keep off the grass.

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.

All the hideously calculated hypocrisy of men when they commit a murder in the name of justice. Then it's the time of death on a grander scale, the hour of the great offenses ... fix your bayonets boys ...gentlemen, synchronize your watches ... in ten seconds time the barrage starts ... a thousand men are destined to die in order to capture a farmhouse no one has lived in for years...