Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.

Unfortunately, a superabundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares

The French and the British are such good enemies that they can't resist being friends.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

I believe that the Jews have made a contribution to the human condition out of all proportion to their numbers: I believe them to be an immense people. Not only have they supplied the world with two leaders of the stature of Jesus Christ and Karl Marx, but they have even indulged in the luxury of following neither one nor the other.

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.