The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.
The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.
Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus.
I am just a man, not fit to do the work of God... or the Devil.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness. It means forget inconvenient duties, then forgive yourself for forgetting. By rigid practice and stern determination, it comes easy.