Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place.

People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom.

A twinge of conscience is a glimpse of God.

I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.

We used to have lots of questions to which there were no answers. Now, with the computer, there are lots of answers to which we haven't thought up questions.

Pavarotti is not vain, but conscious of being unique.