Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.

All the hideously calculated hypocrisy of men when they commit a murder in the name of justice. Then it's the time of death on a grander scale, the hour of the great offenses ... fix your bayonets boys ...gentlemen, synchronize your watches ... in ten seconds time the barrage starts ... a thousand men are destined to die in order to capture a farmhouse no one has lived in for years...

I have three daughters and I find as a result I played King Lear almost without rehearsal.

Sometimes I wish I could just fall in love. Then, at least you know who your opponent is.

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.

It is youth that has discovered love as a weapon.