Sometimes I wish I could just fall in love. Then, at least you know who your opponent is.

I don't know why I have these dreams. I've never wanted to be Pope. In fact, I have a greater affinity to Martin Luther.

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.

That weakness in human nature which goes by the name of strength.

If you're going to be a prisoner of your own mind, the least you can do is make sure it's well furnished.

By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.

The older I get, the more people listen to me - even though I say the same as always.