Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

I believe that the Jews have made a contribution to the human condition out of all proportion to their numbers: I believe them to be an immense people. Not only have they supplied the world with two leaders of the stature of Jesus Christ and Karl Marx, but they have even indulged in the luxury of following neither one nor the other.

This is a free country, madam. We have a right to share your privacy in a public place.

I have Russian, German, Spanish, Italian, French and Ethiopian blood in my veins.

Unfortunately, a superabundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

Books, I don't know what you see in them. I can understand a person reading them, but I can't for the life of me see why people have to write them.