Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

I am just a man, not fit to do the work of God... or the Devil.

The habit of religion is oppressive, an easy way out of thought.

Sometimes I wish I could just fall in love. Then, at least you know who your opponent is.

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.