When I was small, I would refuse to drink when I ate fish because I thought the fish would reconstitute itself in my stomach
Toronto is a kind of New York operated by the Swiss.
Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as much on armaments as they spend on the children of this world every year?
Sex is a conversation carried out by another means.
I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.