Praising the Lord and passing the ammunition are mutually exclusive ideas.

I have been in the witness protection program for the last three weeks. I campaigned for Ralph Nader. I'm now living as a woman in Mississippi.

Will you remember me when I'm gone?

If Stalin ever told me to urinate, I'm not sure I'd be able to.

The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it's called a bonus.

I have moved from certainty to doubt, from devotion to rebellion.

Television is not the exclusive target of promoters. Is Superman really worthy of a Newsweek cover?