I look at subprime lending and I see the American dream in action.
Government is not the generator of economic growth; working people are.
If I brought groceries the way I buy health insurance, I'd eat a lot better - and so would my dog.
Balancing the budget is like going to heaven. Everybody wants to do it, but nobody wants to do what you have to do to get there.
Half the world does not know the joy of wearing cotton underwear.
I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis.