I was 36, and I had decided to quit acting because it was so disappointing.

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.

I could never learn what I'm learning at college. They don't teach it there, because it can't be learned in that way.

As an actor, I felt I couldn't compete. I wasn't as cute as the leading man; I wasn't as brilliant as Robin Williams.

Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.

One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progress. No sudden spikes up, and no sudden downfalls, either.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.