I was 36, and I had decided to quit acting because it was so disappointing.

I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life.

I could do John Wayne, Jack Benny, Jack Kennedy, Lyndon Johnson and entertain my friends. But I never seriously considered it as a career choice.

The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.

It's been five years worth of planning and negotiating to bring this to a reality.

One of the remarkable things about my career is that it has been marked by steady, incremental progress. No sudden spikes up, and no sudden downfalls, either.

Marines die, that's what we're here for. But the Marine Corps lives forever. And that means YOU live forever.