I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.

Temporary is all you're going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I'm telling you about. That's eternal health care, and it's free... I've opted to go with eternal health care instead of blowing money on these insurance schemes.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Where there is no Jesus, evil always reigns.

The more make up a woman wears the more she's tryin to hide. Make up can hide a lot of evil.

And we debate whether it's a - some woman's right to tear you out of there a piece at a time! C'mon! You have a God-given right to live. And of all places, inside your mother - what in the world happened to us?

To call me in, I'm thinking I don't own a suit, a ring, a watch, a cellphone. I'm dragging up out of the woods here. You boys must be hard up these days.