If your woman picks your ducks, and she cooks and carries her Bible... now there's the complete package of womanhood.

I've never owned a cell phone and don't plan on ever having one. If anyone needs to talk to me, they know where I live.

Genesis 9 is where the animals went wild, and God gave them wildness. After the flood, that's when he made animals wild. Up until that time, everybody was vegetarian.

We’re Bible-thumpers who just happened to end up on television. You put in your article that the Robertson family really believes strongly that if the human race loved each other and they loved God, we would just be better off. We ought to just be repentant, turn to God, and let’s get on with it, and everything will turn around.

Kids in America today are overweight and lazy, and it's their parents fault for letting it happen.

I love all men and women. I am a lover of humanity, not a hater. … I have been immoral, drunk, high. I ran with the wicked people for 28 years and I have run with the Jesus people since and the contrast is astounding.

I turned from my wicked ways and embraced Jesus. The next thing I knew, good times had come my way.