When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'
Fear God. Love your neighbor. And shoot ducks.
If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.
If we lose our morality, we will lose our country. It will happen.
Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.
I have a God-given right to pursue happiness, and happiness to me is killing things, skinning them, plucking them, and then having a good meal. What makes me happy is going out and blowing a duck's head off.